Archive for January, 2008

Snacks

Posted in Music, Facts, Video on January 31st, 2008 by ahwe!


The Cranberries - Analyse (2001)

This first video version featured airplane (02:03) which was so similar to the WTC incident (9/11), so considerate they had to release a “No-Airplane” version video later.


Ricky Martin ft Meja - Private Emotion (2000)

This tune was originally written by Eric Bazilian and Rob Hyman of the American rock band The Hooters, who recorded it for their 1993 album Out of Body. This version (duet with Swedish singer Meja) was far more popular and reached No. 9 in the UK singles chart.

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An Apple A Day

Posted in Gadget, Events on January 30th, 2008 by ahwe!

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Today 30th Jan 2008, ONE day only special.

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P.O.M

Posted in Music, Video on January 30th, 2008 by ahwe!


Britney Spears- Piece of Me (Mike Rizzo Rough Mix)

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Come Sing Together

Posted in Music, Jokes, Facts, Video, Entertainment, Lyrics on January 28th, 2008 by ahwe!

THE COMPLAINTS CHOIR SINGAPORE LYRICS

We get fined for almost everything
Drivers won’t ‘give chance’ when you want to ‘change lane’
The indoors are cold, the outdoors are hot;
And the humid air, it wrecks my hair
Those answering machines always make you hold
Only to hang up on you

When a pregnant lady gets on the train
Everyone pretends to be asleep
I’m stuck with my parents till I’m 35
Cause I can’t apply for HDB
We don’t recycle any plastic bags
But we purify our pee

*chorus:
What’s wrong with Singapore?
Losing always makes me feel so sore
Cause if you’re not the best
Then you’re just one of the rest

My oh my Singapore
What exactly are we voting for?
What’s not expressly permitted
is prohibited

“Ooh”

When I’m hungry at the food court, I see
People ‘chope’ seats with their tissue paper
To the aunty staying upstairs:
Your laundry’s dripping on my bed sheets
Please don’t squat on the toilet seats
And don’t clip your nails on MRT

Stray cats get into noisy affairs
At night my neighbor makes weird animal sounds
People put on fake accents to sound posh
And queue up 3 hours for donuts
Will I ever live till eighty five
to collect my CPF?

*chorus

Singaporeans too kiasu! (so scared to lose)
Singaporeans too kiasi! (so scared o die)
Singaporeans too kiabor!(scared of their wives)
Maybe we’re just too stressed out! (even the kids)

“Ooh”

Old National Library was replaced by an ugly tunnel
Singaporean men can’t take independent women
People blow their nose into the swimming pool
And fall asleep on my shoulder in the train

Singapore’s national bird is the crane (the one with yellow steel girders)
Real estate agents’ leaflets clogging up my mailbox (en bloc, en bloc; en bloc, en bloc)
Why can’t we be buried when we die?
No one wants to climb Bukit Timah with me

*chorus

“Ooh”

There are not enough public holidays
My neighbor sings KTV all night
Wedding dinners never start on time
My hair is always cut shorter than I want
Channel 5 commercials are way too long
Why do men turn bad?

*At first it was to speak more mandarin
Then it was to speak proper English
What’s wrong with my powderful Singlish?

People sit down during rock concerts
We have to pay for tap water at restaurants
ERP gantries are everywhere
But I can still see traffic jams on the road
All the bus stops have tilted benches to keep you off balance

*chorus

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Ma Office Fish Tank

Posted in Photos, Office, Hobbies, Blog on January 28th, 2008 by ahwe!
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Re-vamped the office fish tank on last weekend. It looks more greener now and fish are swimming (can see from their face) more happily in it.

To help maintain the fish tank I wrote a short Memo to my fellow colleagues:


Dear Colleagues,

READ BEFORE YOU FEED THE FISH

We all love to see a fish tank with planted greens and crystal clear water, but not all know that to maintain the tank requires hard-work and care.

Appreciate if you can follow the below to upkeep our lovely fish tank:

1. Feeding Tips & Guides
● All fish are “ーopportunistic feeder”。ア, always look hungry and scoot to the top of the water when someone approach. Its stomach is relative to the size of its eye, so don’t fooled by them. DO NOT OVERFEED.
● Uneaten food will sink and trap inside the filter, then decomposed and become hazardous to the fish.
● As the food “rots” it produces fertilizer, this will cause algae blooming.
****IMPORTANT*****
- Feeding with only adequate amount of food, up to 3 times per day
- All food should be consumed within 3-5 minutes
- Remember to TURN OFF the surface skimmer before feeding. If not all flakes/food will be sucked into filter instead of going into fish stomach.
- To turn off surface skimmer, simply twist the black stick clockwise. The water will stop from running into it.
- Anti-clockwise to turn it on… you will see the water running on different level inside the translucent tube.

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2. Lights
● Do not leave the light on more than 12 hours a day - this will disrupt fish’s sleeping habits (remember, they don’t have eyelids) and ultimately lead to stress and possible death.
● Besides, it also will cause algae blooms.
● That’s why we bought the auto-timer, from 9am to 6pm the light will be switched on, automatically. Do not geh kiang go and change or unplugged it to another power point.

Thanks for reading.

Regards,
Fishlover

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Encore Alive 2007

Posted in Music, Events on January 19th, 2008 by ahwe!

Encore: Human After All / Together - Together / One More Time (reprise) / Stardust - Music Sounds Better with You by Daft Punk

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我爱雀斑

Posted in Music, Collections, Lyrics on January 18th, 2008 by ahwe!

Faye’s Alam Tam cover “I Love Freckles” appears on the Universal “Alan Tam 15th Anniversary Tribute Collection” album, released August 1999.

曲名:我爱雀斑 原唱歌手:谭咏麟

远远的想起你
心底内痴痴迷
只想可跟你天天相聚不分离
只想要跟你永不分开
★ Wo-Wo-Wo-Wo
Rainy Day 别要讲再会
心内情在永远徘徊
只愿永相爱陪伴你一起

暖暖的心底里
想起昔日心中情
那雀斑一双眼
想不想亦都艰难
想跟你能相爱永不分开
△ Wo-Wo-Wo-Wo
Rainy Day 别要讲再会
心内情是永远不改
心内永都相信
能共你一起

重覆 ★△

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MacBooks

Posted in Gadget, Books on January 16th, 2008 by ahwe!

Well you should have heard of the new MacBook Air… Now let’s compare this new Air with the rest in the family.

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(Prices are in SGD/S$)

And the song for commercial ads “New Soul” sang by Yael Naim

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